Hello Bought First Crypto Today - T-Shirt

- Size availability: S to 4XL
- Material: US ring-spun cotton
- Fit type: Relaxed fit
- Stitching: Double-needle stitching for durability
- Color: Vibrant dyed post-construction colors
- Care instructions: Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, iron low heat, no dry cleaning needed
- Ethically grown and harvested cotton: Yes
- Target audience: Crypto newbies and seasoned HODLers
- Intended use: Casual wear, crypto-themed gift

Faster than a Bitcoin transaction in 2010, but not as fast as a rug pull. 📦 We take 3-5 days to print your order, then it’s all about how far you are.

- The extensive size range makes the t-shirt accessible for a wider audience, catering to all body types.
- The use of US-grown cotton signifies a commitment to quality and sustainability, distinguishing it from many generic options.
- This level of durability is often not standard in casual wear, appealing to those seeking longevity in their clothing.

More secure than your hot wallet on a public Wi-Fi. 🔒We use the most trusted and secure payment partners in the world to ensure your transactions are fully protected. Your payment information is encrypted and safeguarded at every step.

Since each item is printed just for you, we can only refund if there’s a glitch in the matrix (aka a production issue). But don’t worry, if something goes wrong, we’ll fix it faster than you can say 'Wen refund?'.